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csh鐨勶細
%聽rm聽meese-ethics
rm:聽messe-ethics聽nonexistent
%聽ar聽m聽God
ar:聽God聽does聽not聽exist
%聽"How聽would聽you聽rate聽Dan聽Quayle鈥檚聽incompetence?
Unmatched聽".
%聽^How聽did聽the聽sex聽change^聽operation聽go?
Modifier聽failed.
%聽If聽I聽had聽a聽(聽for聽every聽$聽the聽Congress聽spent,聽what聽would聽I聽have?
Too聽many聽( 's
%聽make聽love
Make:聽Don't聽know聽how聽to聽make聽love.聽Stop.
%聽sleep聽with聽me
bad聽character
%聽got聽a聽light?
No聽match
%聽man:聽why聽did聽you聽get聽a聽divorce?
man::聽Too聽many聽arguments.
%聽^What聽is聽saccharine?
Bad聽substitute.
%聽%blow
%blow:聽No聽such聽job.
bsh鐨勶細
$聽PATH=pretending!聽/usr/ucb/which聽sense
no聽sense聽in聽pretending
$聽drink聽<bottle;聽opener
bottle:聽cannot聽open
opener:聽not聽found
$聽mkdir聽matter;聽cat聽>matter
matter:聽cannot聽create